Written on a comment bemoaning the sad cheap state of toilet paper now days by Alba Hernández Abrego
May 24, 2014
Toilet Woes
The need was urgent
The stall clogged and littered
I wondered if they ever used a detergent
While wandering hastily to release my ripper
With brownies showing and honey filtering
I finally perched on a throne
Gave forth with vigor
The foot long excrement with a groan
Reached for the paper to cleanse my arse
Like dry sandpaper the scrap of scrapper
Did nothing but give me a rash
I now had to dash for the soothing salve
Of baby ointment to take care of my toilet woes
(clarice) 05/24/2014
Tags: Bemoaning cheap goods
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May 25, 2014 at 3:35 am |
LOL
July 21, 2014 at 7:07 pm |
That about expresses it
May 25, 2014 at 6:11 am |
WOW!! a foot long??… thats got to be like giving birth Gail.. LOL.. I alway check there is paper handy AFTER I have started and then start to think what to do when you don’t find any ahahah… I love your humour Gail its like a breath of fresh air girl.. with a peg on the nose of course… LOL… brilliant read… loved it.. 🙂 xxx
July 21, 2014 at 7:20 pm |
Its a fact of life we all endure. Nothing to it but to find a little fun in it Ha Ha
May 25, 2014 at 9:42 am |
Pithy, pungent! On your toes with toilet woes! Ha!
July 21, 2014 at 7:22 pm |
Those toilet woes Oh those straining, draining battles.