Written on a comment bemoaning the sad cheap state of toilet paper now days by Alba Hernández Abrego
May 24, 2014
Toilet Woes
The need was urgent
The stall clogged and littered
I wondered if they ever used a detergent
While wandering hastily to release my ripper
With brownies showing and honey filtering
I finally perched on a throne
Gave forth with vigor
The foot long excrement with a groan
Reached for the paper to cleanse my arse
Like dry sandpaper the scrap of scrapper
Did nothing but give me a rash
I now had to dash for the soothing salve
Of baby ointment to take care of my toilet woes
(clarice) 05/24/2014
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